thursday, january 1st 2015
12:31am: Our new years resolution of only one rumple a night = fucked.
12:32am: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
12:35am: Jeff asks me to switch flannel shirts with him. I tell him he can’t handle my flannel.
12:51am: Whole bottle of 337 –> Rumplemintz –> Talking in my manager’s accent
[Start Sam’s handwriting]
1:01am: Random guy I don’t know is tapping me across the bar with one of those selfie sticks
1:02am: I drank my 4th glass of wine in 41 minutes. I will not go to Thai’s. I will not go to Thai’s. I will not.
1:04am: Kelly goes on a rampage against the Backstreet Boys
[End Sam’s handwriting]
1:12am: Sam doesn’t know Tai’s is spelled without an H. “I thought it was like the country!”
1:17am: Sam adopts a rumplemintz and raises it and loves it as if it were her own
1:19am: My body is a garbage dump
1:36am: “Suck my dick my good friends because this is happening”